Cheap Recap: Chocotto Sister 11 (AKA "Boo hoo hoo, I like girls with zero personality")

*Chitose can't believe Kawagoi would rather get pedo wit it than handle her dirty pillows*

Choco, her brother, and the hot apartment manager finish up their pervy weekend. Kawagoi thinks he sees Ayu about to suicide herself, and then starts acting like a bitch-made chump.

This is a too-often seen trend in anime, where you have a light hearted fluff series.. and then suddenly, they throw in a high-stakes dramatic arc out of left field (usually approaching the finale) for no reason other than to pretend they're working on an important piece of televised history.

It's completely ridiculous and I don't like it. No sir.

Not to mention that it's a little hard to take serious when even the writing staff can't stick to the memos. I mean, you have the big heart-warming moment where Kawagoi has to embrace Choco to stop from himself from breaking into tears, and everyone gets nice fuzzies...

So what's the natural thing to do after that?

Well, if you answered: "upskirt shot of Choco-tan's pantsu with camel toe" you win a free R Kelly CD. If you also said, "shortly followed by vibrator gags" you get the bonus gift of being able to juke the votes in Lolitron's complete Ichigo Mashimaro boycott loli tournament.

The only way this show can get worse is if Santa-san wants Choco returned to the North Pole or it turns out that Kawagoi actually has Urotsukidoji powers and will destory humankind (yeah, I'm looking at you, Magikano).

However, there was a monkey in this. Monkeys are great.