The season summed up with four-word recaps

A couple days late, but I needed a picture

God I'm lazy. Is this what it's come to? I guess so. Anyway, let's get looking at things, in alphabetical order (I think), plus some extended thoughts for those I could be bothered with

Asatte no Houkou: "Ugly Meganeko Loli Yick"
Mind/Body/Gender/Age switching gimmicks are like the bestest creative device known to man, but for some reason I keep making excuses not to watch the second episode of this lurking on my hdd. Vice Versa wasn't this depressing.

Bakumatsu Kikansetsu Irohanihoheto: "No Mecha Robots? WTF!"

Bartender: "Yakitate Alcohol More Boring"
Yet somehow still appealing. I feel as though watching it makes me a classier form of nerd. As long as everyone ends up making the "OH!" face when they drink it, I'll be there like a cheap whore.

Black Lagoon x Nanoha

Black Lagoon: "Where's My Gothlolis Gone?"
Probably the best series running. Exudes so much badassness that it's quite likely your PC will never be able be able to reproduce from having it's nuts repeatedly kicked in.

D.Gray-Man: "Pushing It's Luck Already"
The world and characters are interesting enough for a typical shounen series, but you're starting us off with this Ghost Of Martel shit and then stretching it out over three episodes?! C'mon, that's like if Naruto had have kicked off with that Curry Of Life rubbish. You're just begging people to stop caring.

Death Note: "L Sounds Too Bishi"
I don't know what I expected him to sound like, but I certainly didn't expect him to open a fucking host club on me.

Happiness!: "Worst CGI 1ep Dropped"

Jigoku Shoujo Futakomori: "Ippen Shinde Miru Redux"
Haha, Ai fell in the river ROFLoli! Long as no stupid reporter turns up, and people get deaded like Sunday bacon, I'll enjoy it.

Sitting. Looking pretty. Doing nothing. Big surprise.

Kanon: "MOE OF TEH YEAR"
Auu is the new Uguu is the new Nyuu is the new Desu is the new black. Second favourite show of the season even though so much of absolute nothing happens in it. Bear witness to the powah of cute girls.

Negima!?: "Awful Direction Akamatsu Cries"
Think I've said more than enough on this already. If you're one of the many chumps that thinks the PPD treatment is well-suited here, you'll never be able to attend my wife's childbirth. EVAR.

NHK Ni Youkoso!: "Go To Hell Bitches!"
I can't believe this is still going actually. It's still pretty good, but I can't say I'm in any rush to watch a new episode.

Otome wa Boku ni Koishiteru: "Service Service Service Service Service"
It gets five words because that's how just how gratuitous this show is. I need gropage, Where's the next ep? Oh, it's pretty damn boring beyond that.

It's pumpkin scissory kinda

Pumpkin Scissors: "Gun sounds like Peashooter"

Tokimeki Memorial - Only Love: "Vollyball Is Now Hawt"
This show seems to straddle the unbelievably dull and absurdly awesome given the early episodes. Who knows how it'll be remembered when it's all said and done. Nice designs though.

Sumomomo Momomo: "Kidnap Seiyuu What's Left?"
Probably not much worth watching. This one is dead in the water unless I have spare bandwidth at the end of the month.