Dec 13 Samurai Champloo a new hit

Subs trouble in most areas combined with new companies to hit the market, It seems to be going through its shonen faze, if any readers out here know of any other niche companies that aren't listed drop us a line and I can have a chat to the editor to chuck em in.

"Ill have a Gankutsuou stops halfway, thanks".

Two new ones this week, hope your paying attention, also that stock ticker bar isn't just for decoration.

Bleach – ↑ 5.0 $29.75

Kurozuka – ↑ 1.½ $17.50 total

Naruto – ↑ 1.¾ $36.25 total

Soul Eater – ↑ 2.0 $37.50 total

Samurai Champloo (SaiCha) – NEW* START ON $30 $30 total

Jigoku Shoujo Mitsuganae – ↓ 2.½ $20.50 total

Gankutsuou – ↑ 6.¾ $31.75 total

Ergo Proxy (Eprxy) – NEW* START ON $30 $30 total



Bleach ( BL) e197-e198 – While I was still unable to get hands on eap 197, DB were masturbating themselves raw in the faces of thousands with their monopoly hold on bleach and released them both at the same time, in some aspects this was good as investors only managed to get 19 minutes of new story out of them. The rest of it was just recaps of what happened 5 eaps back. Byakuya is badass as usual but at the same time he is a total asshole. I personally cant decide if thats a good thing or not but stock holders say otherwise by throwing bundles of cash at his face. On another note, is it me or do the espada with the best ability's just seem to fail at using them? The dude has total power over everything he can see, so he goes and gets the shit beaten out of him when he mind controls someones foot. Way to go champ! Bleach up $5 a share to $29.75 a share just because of Nemu.

"MORE SCREEN TIME, NOW! "

Kurozuka (Kzka) e09 – Same dude talking about his scat fetish again. Good boss fight, no huge talk session or flashback. That blond chick rules in my pants. Too much other stuff stuff to rage at so I wont. Up $1.50 a share for getting reverse face stabbed.

"one of those, shut the hell up, moments".

Naruto (Nar) e088 – After management was successfully able to cram an entire episode of filler using the patented NaruFail technique, he finally managed to bust out his new move to the investors, which they did admit was pretty epic. Shikamaru still holds the title of true ninja after he captured his enemy, slashed his neck in half, strung him up with small explosives and riped him to bits. Afterwards he hurled his dismembered body into a huge 20m hole he dug yesterday and buried him with boulders that are now guarded by his clans ancestral sprit demon stags. Fuck yeah. While I myself thought this was a worthy action, other investors were too preoccupied with Narutos DBZ moment and thus limited itself on todays market. Naruto stocks raised $1.75 to a total $36.25 a share.

"i want to know this guys backstory, how the hell does he do that?".

Soul Eater (Ser) e35-e36 – Soul eater surprisingly only rising 2 points this week, it could have been 10 but all the CEO's decided to play us like suckers. The latest boss fight where Maka unleashed her new super move “chidori on a stick” was completely failed upon where the bad guy who was screaming in pain etc after getting shot up/hands cut off, decided to detach his head and bounce away on his nose. All this, to save himself from being cut in half. “Oh wow, im going to lose my legs even though I walk on my arms anyway, I better chop my own head off and throw it somewhere over there so I can live a healthy and normal life”. I almost punched my own face in rage as I felt all the hard work go to waste. Mifuni made an appearance and bumped the stocks up thanks to his commitment to stab a guy, rather than move out of the way of a giant block of wood flying to crush you, so all was not lost. For Mr shinigami, it seems is also not he bad guy any more as the real EBION shows up, market analysts predict that it will turn out to be his brother or something gay like that. Soul eater up $2 to $37.50.

"Demon hammer baby, Warhammer 40k makes everything better.".

Samurai Champloo (SaiCha) – NEW* A tough one to call. Founded by the same CEO of Ergo Proxy, Samurai Champloo is a sort of combination of all the good things, but as we all know, mixing ice cream and extra spicy beef jerky together sounds like a manly/awesome idea for a sandwich in theory, in reality everything goes soggy. From eap 1 investors spotted traces of other companies, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Shigurui and Naruto, immediately. People have noted, how it has a more realistic and fast paced style of fighting “so far”, no huge flashes of light or being cut by the air, but in many cases being cut by air is epic too. Lastly, it combines more of a old school hip hop beginnings of rap sort of thing that I can respect, ergo back when here , not the new cancer today that needs to be AIDS'd off the planet. If it can keep the same action as it did in the first Eap investors will will sink even further into their pockets to get more brake dance katana fighting. Starting on $30 a share thanks to the first eaps fight, on par with soul eaters jack the ripper.

"Wat"

Jigoku Shoujo Mitsuganae (JkuSM) e07-08 – managing to get hand on this finally, Jigoku Shoujo was expected to blow the market away with angry revenge, all we got was angry rage. The QUALITY seems to be falling, and by “seems”, I mean shit sux. I can remember way back when this company used to spread peoples minds and flay them over the space time continuum or at least there punishment was relevant to the action they preformed, these days the management team seem to be hiding behind the fact that its episodic and can spoon feed you any thing that comes to them in there lamest daydreams with no consequence. I want to see stuff that gave us a knee jerk reaction again, I want to see 5 year old children going to hell because someone stole my candy bar, I want to see innocent people who have spent there life without conflict forced to divide by 0 until there brain melts, all over some stupid reason like there face is ugly. But no, how bout we just watch the pink transformers play water guns, thats sounds like a good idea huh. Admittedly the transformation scene in Jigoku Shoujo is the best ive ever seen and I still havent got tired of it yet, other share holders disagree and state that it wont make up for the rest of the fail. Jigoku Shoujo falls $2.50 a share because everyone is ditching it for being late, coming to a total of $20.50

"I guess this is what passes for hell these days?"

Gankutsuou (GaKu)e04-06 – Gankutsuou management is pushing product through in marathon batches, which in turn is driving stocks up fast. The only problem is that its hindered by bad subs, one eap had none so I was watching the RAW while there was some sword fight going on. Im not sure why but some pissant picked a fight with a tank of a dude thats ex special forces, the same dude that picked his car up, with him in it, when it fell down a bank. Needless to say there was ass wupage and it all turned out like it would in real life, falling off a 50m cliff into the sea, only to be rescued baywatch style by the count. Did I mention this is all inside his house?.Although I would like to report on more from this elusive company, I can't. The plot so far seems as if its one big build up for the count to go completely NATO on someones ass but its still too earley to tell, becide that, it looks real pretty, so shut up and watch all the badass'ness. You can take my word, its badass. Up 6.75 a share to $31.75.

"If they dont have shares in Gankutsuou..."

Ergo Proxy (Eprxy)e01-03 – NEW* Almost as if its a clone of “ghost in the shell” Ergo Proxy has made its mark on Investors already, Under boob, (awesome Pantsu) guns, interesting AutoReiv/ character designs and epic monsters. It looks as if it could only go up, but black market insiders report that it decides to shoot its self in the foot as soon as they leave town, whatever that means. Besides that quick analysis, many investors have the incite that this product is “deep” and has many under written racist tones that we can only hope for. Starting on $30 a share from the first 3 eaps because most of us fell in love with Re-l. Ergo proxy management also boasted that you have not see a better OP in all history to date. This piss-ant financial newscaster tends to agree, but what do I know?

"with a face like that how can you not be kickass"

I love kittens, but I can't eat a whole one.